Harry Bees Vice President (Academic Affairs) http://www.inf.ed.ac.uk/teaching/courses/selp/elections/HarryBees.jpg Introduce Beekeeping 1Ah as a first-year half-course Honey ales in all Union bars Student discounts on beekeeping hats and gloves I am buzzing to represent you as the Vice President for Academic Affairs. With your votes I will be flying! When I represent you I won't bumble about. Scott Web Vice President (Academic Affairs) http://www.inf.ed.ac.uk/teaching/courses/selp/elections/ScottWeb.jpg University 2.0! Poducation! Lectures as tweets! Personal Tutors on Skype Grades on IM! Feedback HD 360-degree learning portal I have made it my mission to ensure that this university gets an upgrade and defrag. Lectures and tutorials in the 21st century need to be on-line and interactive. Vote for the future: vote for Scott Web! Richard Fash President http://www.inf.ed.ac.uk/teaching/courses/selp/elections/RichardFash.jpg Designer clothing discounted at all EUSA outlets Grooming and fashion advice at The Advice Place Clothing grants from SAAS I strive for the highest standards of appearance and personal grooming. If, like me, you think that the University's reputation is being dragged down by lecturers who have little or no regard for fashion and are content to wear ill-fitting or patched clothes then vote for me: the stylish choice. Declan O'Hooligan President http://www.inf.ed.ac.uk/teaching/courses/selp/elections/DeclanOHooligan.jpg Bare-knuckle boxing in Bristo Square every Friday Boxing 1h as an outside course! Free Irish Whiskey all Freshers' Week As Undergraduate Welterweight champion, I can assure you that I punch well above my weight when it comes to student rights. I always hammer home my point and deliver body blow after body blow until the final bell. Vote for me to knock out the competition. Claire Right Vice President (Academic Affairs) http://www.inf.ed.ac.uk/teaching/courses/selp/elections/ClaireRight.jpg Reform our broken personal tutor system Free books and laptops for every student One-on-one feedback on absolutely everything I promise to undertake a comprehensive review of all services, procedures, processes and policies across all schools, colleges and organisational units in the University. I want to see all actions, statements and thoughts by everyone in the University checked and double-checked before before they are taken, made or thought. I will start by conducting comprehensive interviews with everyone who currently works for the University or has previously worked for the University. I will also meet will all current students, and all former students, at undergraduate or postgraduate level, and bring together their thoughts and opinions. Barry Fit Vice President (Services) http://www.inf.ed.ac.uk/teaching/courses/selp/elections/BarryFit.jpg More cycle parking in KB! Free bike clinics for students Bike parts on sale in every EUSA outlet As a keen cyclist I have been disappointed time and again at the University's lack of provision for cyclists. I will campaign for bike racks at the back of every lecture theatre, and much taller doors, allowing students to ride into the lecture theatre without getting off their bike. I bring determination and passion to the role of Vice President (Services) and with your help I will pedal my way to the top. Suzi Lolcatz Vice President (Services) http://www.inf.ed.ac.uk/teaching/courses/selp/elections/SuziLolcatz.jpg All lectuur notez in LOLspeak Cat pyjamaz 4 lectururs Catz catz catz!! I am mad fur catz. They are rlly cute. When u emailz me I will ansur all yur emails in LOLSpeak!